June 2011
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Voldemort Killed Edward Cullen
My friend on her FB status : Seing Twilight got so many awards from MTV, wanna make me vomit. COME ON~!That movie is a crap!! Only brainless teen gals luv that! beside INCEPTION movie is 100x better n u judges gave none?*facepalm* Another Girl’s Response : Epic fail. That’s why I love Harry Potter 4, because I can watch Edward Cullen killed by Voldemort.. My friend on her FB...
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Rules of Being Slytherin
If you’re going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable
Never offer a confession when a bribe will do
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
Flirting can get you anything - and if it doesn’t work, offer sex
Never admit a mistake if there’s someone else to blame
Treat people in your...